[singing]

Hooters, I love them hooters

Can I get a tooter on your hooters

I love them hooters.. oahhhohhh!

(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)

Hooters, I love your hooters

(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters)

Can I get a tooter on your hooters

(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)

I love your hooters

(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters!)



[Ed Lover]

Hey yo baby got back, it's fat and alla that

But I'm about to take a different route on this track

Cause breasts is the best thing, next to the wet thing

And if it is a sex thing, check it how I wreck things

They call me horny, perverted even nasty

Cause I never let a pair of big ones pass me

See - hooters it don't matter to me

I'll take a 36C or a 42 double-D

Damn!  That's how I jam when I slam

You never knew before but now you know who's the man

I am - so keep your girl away from me Hobbes

Cause I flips and lose my grips when I see ya in a tank top

Stop - this ain't no secret garden

She had chest like Dolly, I beg your Parton, she me hard an'

oh my God I ride her like a scooter

But to put her in the mood I need to toot upon the hooters



[singing]

Hooters, I love them hooters

Can I get a tooter on them hooters

Girl your hooters.. you're hoo-oooh [scatting]

(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)

I love them hooters

(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters)

Can I get a tooter on your hooters

(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoahhooohhahhH!

(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters!)



[Ed Lover]

Now, I've.. been a lot of places and I've been in many cities

And in each and every city, I go crazy over.. 

Tootin on the hooters, yeah you heard what I said

I get jealous when I see a little baby gettin breast fed

Check it out, I love everything about 'em

I'm goin to the top, you'll never catch me at the bottom

Restin on the chest gives me chills

I ain't goin DOWN-TOWN, I'm goin over the hills

But f'real, I got a bad habit

Everytime I see a pair of breasts I gotta have it

You know, women nowadays really got a lot of nerves

Walkin by with those big juicy loosy curves

BOW-WOW-WOW and a RUFF-RUFF-RUFF

I got four girls, but yo +Eight Ain't Enough+

Cause I'm obsessed, with the big fat breasts

And if your ain't got chest then I couldn't care less



[singing]

Hooters, I love them hooters

Can I get a licker on your hooters

[scatting].. oahhhohhh!

(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)

Those hooters, I love them hooters

(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters)

Can I get a tooter on your hooters

(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)

I love them [scatting]

(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters!)



[Ed Lover]

Yeah, hooters over here - mm, hooters over there

I'm tootin on the hooters anywhere, I don't care

The bigger, the better, the fatter, the greater

Cause like a piece of candy I can suck 'em +Now or Later+

Milky, cereal baby, you know the flavor

I'm tootin on the hooters like a pack of Life-Savors

Little hooters?  Damn what a pity!

I don't need a smitty down with the itty bitsy tittie committee

Don't get discouraged long as you've got your own

Cause I damn sure don't want no phony silicone

But then again, it is a horrible sight

when a woman takes off her bra and she got two mosquito bites

on her chest, where's the rest of the breast?

Hon you look a mess, please put back on your dress

You gotta understand that I gotta stay true to

the game you know my name I like tootin on the hooters



[singing]

Hooters, I love them hooters

Can I get a tooter on them hooters

[scatting]

(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)

Hooters, I love them hooters

(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters)

Can I get a tooter on the {*scatting*}

(Tootin on the hooters, tootin on the hooters)

(All I wanna do is keep tootin on the hooters!)



[Ed Lover - over singing]

Now throw your hands up in the air

And wave 'em like you just don't care

And if you like a girl that got a real big pair

let me hear you say, oh yeahh-ya!

Now throw your hands in the air

And wave 'em like you just don't care

And if you ain't got a flat chest, and you don't look a mess

ladies say, oh yeahh-ya!

Now throw your hands in the air

And wave 'em like you just don't care

And if your chest like bare then you need a big pair

let me hear you say, oh yeahh-ya!

Now throw your hands in the air

And wave 'em like you just don't care

And if you ain't got a flat chest, and you don't look a mess

ladies say, oh yeahh-ya!



[singer]

Hooters, I love them hooters



[Ed Lover]

Yeahh.. didn't think I was gonna come like this did ya?

Suckers [echoes]