It's probably the worst plan that you've ever had
Don't buy the house
Don't buy the house
We're gonna need your money for a lot of other things
Don't buy the house
Don't buy the house
What about a trip to New York we've been talking about
Don't buy the house
Don't buy the house
Would you rather spend your money on carpet
A new found door
Don't buy the house
Don't buy the house
Don't buy the house

If it's the one that I think that you mean
I won't even like it
I mean I don't think even a dog would be happy with a garden that size
Don't buy the house
Don't buy the house
Is this the right kind of neighbourhood for the kids to grow up in
Don't buy the house
Don't buy the house
I mean I don't think you've been paying a lot of attention 
To the couple across the street 
Don't buy the house
Don't buy the house
You're gonna wake up one day you realize you're next to the wrong guy
You'll go out of your mind when you find out
And don't buy the house
Well don't buy the house
Well don't buy the house
Well don't buy the house

If you decide to move in to that shithole
I'm gonna write you a letter
Don't buy the house
Don't buy the house
Which I'll try my best not to mention
The mistakes that you've made
I will tell you just how happy I am for you
And it's all for the better
Maybe you and me were not ever as good as it seemed
Well don't buy the house
Well don't buy the house
Well don't buy the house
That's my advise
Honey
Well don't buy the house 
Well don't buy the house 
Don't buy the house 
Don't buy the house