From calamity jane..

Calamity .. Boys chicagees the biggest noise in ilanoy..



I just flew in from the windy city

the windy city is mighty purdy

but they aint got what we got 

no sir e



They got shacks up to seven stories

Never see any more the glories

But a step from our doorway

We got em for free



Theyve got those minstrel shows

purdy ladys in the big chapos

private lawns

public parks 

for the sake of civic virtue 

they've got fountains there that squirt you



I just flew in from the windy city 

The windy city is mighty purdy

But they aint got what we got

Im tellin you boys

We got more life in Deadwood city than the whole of Ilanoy



On the street was a dancing fella 

all dressed up in a suit a yella

and the dance that he did there 

went something like this.



( does a dance)



Calamity . Whistle



(men start to whistle)



Calamity. More



(they whistle more)

(Calamity does a tap dance)



U shoulda seen me a window shopping

window shopping with eyes a popping

at the sites that u see there 

yes sir e

press a bell and a moment later

up u go in an elevator 

just as fast as a polecat a climbing a tree



i heard claim hundreds came

to a thing they call a baseball game

Seaguard stores revolving doors

Men wear sideburns and they aughta

cause a haircut costs a quarter



I just flew in from the windy city

the windy city is mighty purdy

But they aint got what we got

I'm telin you boys

I aint a swopping half a deadwood

for the whole of illanoy