I walked down the street like a good girl should 

He followed me down the street like I knew he would 

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 

So listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me 


I walked to my house like a good girl should 

He followed me to my house like I knew he would 

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 

So listen while I tell you what this fella did to me 


I never saw the boy before 

So nothin' could be sillier 

At closer range his face was strange 

But his manner was familiar 


So I walked up the stairs like a good girl should 

He followed me up the stairs like I knew he would 

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 

So listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me 


I stepped to my door like a good girl should 

He stopped at my door like I knew he would 

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 

So listen while I tell you what this fella did to me 

He asked me for a good-night kiss 

I said, "It's still good day" 

I would have told him more except 

His lips got in the way 


So I talked to my ma like a good girl should 

And Ma talked to Pa like I knew she would 

And they all agreed on a married life for me 

The guy is my guy wherever he may be 


So I walked down the isle like a good girl should 

He followed me down the aisle like I knew he would 

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be 

And now you've heard the story of what someone did to me 


And that's what he did to me