To the Frankies going to Hollywood
 Please wake me up before you go-go
 Cause there's something I wanna know
 Did Mark King reach Level 43?
 Did Boy George date Terence Trent D'Arby?
 I heard the guys in Bros. are sisters
 Like the girls in Mr. Mister
 Whatever happened to the 80's?
 Thank god, Rick Astley gave us up
 When will the Scorpions break up?
 Next time you think about going retro
 This is what you ought to know
 A Sam Fox comeback and a Crowded House
 These are the things I can do without
 Mr. Hutchence is no longer INXS
 Cause revivals have no class
 I wanna know, I wanna, I wanna know, I wanna,...
 Whatever happened to the 80's?
 I wanna know
 Where did they go-go