Middle class TV family daughter
Better watch, watch your father
It's time, time for his dinner
And you’re the blue ribbon winner

M.C.T.F.D. better watch your ass
M.C.T.F.D. your father's making a pass

He asks you mom, an' she says no
Asks your brother for a blow
Sees the dog, lets out a moan
Sees you, he starts to groan

M.C.T.F.D. better watch your ass
M.C.T.F.D. your father's making a pass

Middle class television family daughter
Better watch, watch your father
It's time, time for his dinner
And you’re the blue ribbon winner

M.C.T.F.D. better watch your ass
M.C.T.F.D. your father's making a pass

Middle class TV family daughter [x4]