Derek:I can't believe I'm stuck with her all summer 

I'll bet she doesn't wrestle, hunt or box 



Odette:He looks conceited 



Derek: What a total bummer



Odette & Derek: If I get lucky I'll get chicken pox 



Derek: So happy you could come 



Odette: So happy to be here 



Odette & Derek: How I'd like to run 



Odette: This is not my  



Derek: This isn't my idea



Odette & Derek: Of fun 



Queen Uberta: The children seem to get along quite nicely 



King William: We'll join our lands if this arrangement clicks 



Queen Uberta: My dear King William, that's my point precisely 



King William: It's such good parenting 



Queen Uberta: And politics 

So happy we agree 



King William: I think we've got a deal 



Queen Uberta: Derek's quite a catch 



King William: This is my idea 



Queen Uberta: This is my idea 



King William & Queen Uberta: Of a match 



Queen Uberta: and such fun



King William: Good heavens, child, don't dawdle 

We can't keep Derek waiting 



Odette: I haven't packed or washed my hair 

And father I get seasick 



Queen Uberta: She soon will be arriving 

Is that respect you're showing 



Derek: You make me kiss her hand again 

I swear I'm gonna be sick 



King William: One day Prince Derek will be her intended 



Queen Uberta: Splendid 



Derek: We've tried all summer but we just can't lose her 



Odette: Hey fellas, wait up! 



Bromley: Quick, put on some speed 



Derek: When picking teams 



Bromley: Or friends 



Derek: I never choose her 



Bromley: You'd think she'd take a hint a learn to read 



Odette: This really isn't fair 



Derek & Bromley: We really couldn't care 



Odette: Boys, it's all or none 

This is not my  



Derek & Bromley: This isn't my idea 



Odette, Derek & Bromley: Of fun 



Chorus: Long before they met 

Derek and Odette 

Were destined to be wedded 

However anyone could see 

The only point on which they didn't disagree 

Was that the very thought of summertime 

Was dreaded 



Derek: She tries to talk me into playing dress-up 

She's always flirting with the castle guards 



Bromley: I think you really sorta like her, 'fess up 



Derek: I'd like her better if she'd lose at cards 

(spoken) Four sevens and a ten 



Odette: I think I've won again 



Derek & Bromley: Every time she's won 



Odette: This is my idea 



Derek: This isn't my idea 



Odette & Derek: Of fun 



Chorus: We need a royal wedding 

I'd love to be invited 

At least we'd get a holiday to rest our ploughs and axes 

Someday these two will marry 

Two lands will be united 

And with some luck their marriage may result in lower taxes 



King William: What if Odette doesn't go for the merger? 



Queen Uberta: Urge her! 



Odette & Derek: For as long as I remember 

We've been told we'd someday wed 

Every June until September 



Derek: All their pushing and annoying hints 



Odette: I've got bruises with their fingerprints 



Derek: I can do much better I am sure 



Odette: He's so immature 



Odette: I see him smiling and my knees start buckling 

I see inside him and my doubts are gone 



Derek: She started out as such an ugly duckling 

And somehow suddenly became a swan 



Odette: So happy to be here 



Derek: 'Til now I never knew 



Odette & Derek: It is you I've been dreaming of 



Derek: This is my idea 



Odette: This is my idea 



Chorus: What a good idea, such a charming and romantic notion 

This is my idea (This is my idea) 

Such a good idea (Such a good idea) 

What a good idea, such a powerful and magic potion 

This is exactly my idea 

Of love 



Odette: This is my idea 



Derek: This is my idea 



Odette & Derek: This is my idea 

Of love