You're old, you're fat

You're surely more than a ton

You're old, you're bald

You can't move, you can't run

You're old, you're fat

You've got no hair, just mustache

You're fat, you're gay

You're stinky everyday


Gobbl, stodge, eat all day

'Till your stomach burst away

Don't move, swallow your bile

And just struggle with your pile