today? Yo  B  don't be throwin' on my jacket  ok?
 Cool  just trying to get your attention
 So you can take a look at this invention
 Now peep these  I got some more in my jacket
 [Man  what are these  condoms?] Uh uh: sex packets
 It's like a pill  you can either chew it up
 Or like an alka seltzer  dissolve it in a cup
 And get this: see the girl on the cover?
 You black out, and she becomes your lover
 [You're trippin] no, I'm serious, these are authentic
 [Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics]
 Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
 But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal
 Yeah he's the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man
 [Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it]
 Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it
 [Well what exactly do I get?]
 Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet
 It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,
 Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin
 Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an
 get me a few of these things. How long do they last?]
 Well it depends, let's see
 These cheap ones here are ten minutes
 But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour
 And these here sell for bout 40
 'Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy]
 Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal
 You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill
 And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack
 It's cool, take a packet fool
 Biochemically compacted sexual affection
 Now here, take a look at my selection
 Yeah he's the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man
 [OK, I want these two boxes of three
 And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy
 And, by the way, I need something for my woman]
 Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em]
 Now let me tell you how to take it:
 Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked
 Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?
 This is more then just a dream
 It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind
 So be careful: only take one at a time
 And never take one behind the wheel
 You'll black out and hit a pole [Cool, let's make the deal]
 These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10
 Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even
 But don't pull your money out yet, see
 There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me
 Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool
 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove]
 Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again
 And remember, you need to be as safe as you can
 There's only one thing safer then using your hand
 Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man
 Yeah he's the packet man