(Humpty Hump)
 Good googily goo
 Look what the cat dragged in
 The mack's back in  we snap crack in
 We got the jokes for you
 Uh  look who the Hump bumped into
 The old one two  rhyme sayer  the paper maker
 Biz lay the vapours
 (Biz Markie)
 I'm the vapour sprayer for the himilayas
 The M iza A ya R iza K aya
 I'm the mayor
 Leavin' emcees in a ditch
 (Humpty Hump)
 So get ready, we 'bout to start a fight in this bitch
 (Biz Markie)
 Humpty dumpty had a fight with his moms
 He broke both her legs and both of her arms
 Tidy Bowl Man tried to throw a fit
 I told his punk ass he was full of Shhhh...
 (Humpty Hump)
 Shut your mouth biz
 See you're allways trying to take it further
 I heard you bit a burger, with a funky worm in it
 well you had to play stupid 'cause you didn't clear the sample
 and lordy lord, got you pushing hot dogs
 (Biz Markie)
 Tupac was the only one that was living large
 And Humpty your nose is a two-car garage
 I know you got sooooul
 I heard you don't eat pussy you be eatin' booty hole
 (Humpty Hump)
 No my nose be in the booty, my tounge be in her vertical smile
 I heard your sister had sex with Colin Powell
 (Biz Markie)
 Your moms don't brush her teeth
 I heard her breath was strong
 (Humpty Hump)
 Yo you wrong
 (Both)
 Why can't we just get along?
 Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
 Why can't we just get along?
 Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
 The odd couple
 (Biz Markie)
 The city so nice, they had to name it twice
 New York, New York, the land of lights
 We got the fashion, the widget, the project ditches
 The Apollo, the Broadway, The Garden, the Pictures
 (Humpty Hump)
 So? We got the palm trees, Gs being Hollywood swingin' large
 Cars around the block with the stars on the sidewalk
 Every stop lights a show case, not lexuses
 Brothers in Hummers following other friends in Benzesus
 (Biz Markie)
 Ya, that's cool, Y'all doin' your thing
 But look what they did to that man Rodney King
 They beat him, and stomped him, like a bunch of grapes
 when I seen him he looked like the Planet of the Apes
 (Humpty Hump)
 Ya you right, police don't act tight but in the riots yo
 California niggas wasn't scared to go
 at poh poh
 (Biz Markie)
 So yo, I'll take you down like Mavis
 Every Burrough is Thurough, don't forget Larry Davis
 (Both, trading lines, Humpty is first)
 We got Dre and Quincy Jones, homes
 Primo and Puff, Hump
 Easy E and Tupac nigga
 Scott La Rock and Biggie nigga
 Compton
 Bronx
 Oakland
 Brooklyn Bridge
 Golden Gate, plus Huey Newton
 Malcom X
 You got rats
 Earth quakes
 Well at least you'll never catch me wearing wigs in my videos
 Oh, you don't have to go there, with your big, plastic nose
 What about your big ass head?
 What about your buck ass teeth?
 Your moms so black, I looked at her and thought that i was asleep
 Your nasty ass moms gave me ear infection over the phone
 Come on man, why we can't get along?
 Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
 Why can't we just get along?
 Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
 The odd couple
 (twice