[Shock G]
 Yeahhh  well we're back with another one
 Comin hard and got suckers on the run
 You say  "You guys are known for havin fun"
 Yeah well we'll do what has to be done for us to be number one
 And you ain't never heard nuthin this funky son
 You ain't never heard nuthin this funky ever  it's too clever
 Rhyme goes through your mind like a guillotine severs
 the head, my friend
 And you will never hear nobody rap like this again
 [Big Money Odis]
 You ain't heard nuttin this funky brother, it's like no other
 You feel the bass bouncin off the walls like rub-bah
 The real McCoy this ain't no toy or another
 How do we do it? (Shock G: Yo go ask your mother)
 The freak needers, the beat leaders
 Let me tell you somethin, you ain't heard nuttin this funky Peter
 So listen up as we begin
 Aiyyo Fuze rub the record in
 [both] cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (4X)
 [Big Money Odis]
 The definition of a rhyme breeder, beat needer
 We're the cold party heaters, comin through the woofers and the
 tweeters
 Funky dope MC leaders
 Rhyme hungry hip-hop listener feeders
 [Shock G]
 The definition of a rhyme sayer, beat layer
 Mothersucker perpetrator slayer
 Layin down the law like the Mayor
 You're out of luck, Hucklebuck, I'll suck you up like a Now or Later
 You say that you're a trooper, then I'm Darth Vader
 You're a Cowboy, then I'm a Raider
 [Big Money Odis]
 You can't compete cause you're incomplete and need to be completed
 You're style is weak you're obsolete and need to be deleted
 Short on the things that you needed
 So what you got a top ten song, cause you cheated
 [Shock G]
 If you worked in a kitched, it'd be sweeter
 From the rappin that I hear, you'd make a better egg beater
 A teeter totter, or should I say, totter teeter
 You're through, you're a court and we're leaders
 We got the style you admire, the rhymes you desire
 Well you ain't heard nuttin this slick you trick
 cause you're a flick from a Bic and we're a bonfire
 [both] cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (4X)
 *some scratching by DJ Fuze*
 [Big Money Odis]
 Cause I roll up fast, like a cheetah, get out the two-seater
 Walk up on a girl named Anita, or Rita
 Ask her for change to put money in the meter
 Didn't really need it just a smooth way to meet her
 or a fly way to treat her
 She said, "I'm hungry" so I took her out to feed her
 She was a pocket feeder chicken, fajita pita eater
 I said, "Yo, eat how ya like" then took her home and G'd her
 [Shock G]
 The definition of a funky rhyme master
 Clevely put together but not necessarily sayin it faster
 Ya see, that style isn't hard at all
 The object of the game is to have a ball y'all
 And to see who can come the funkiest
 Lot of MC's think it's just a speed contest
 They wanna brag about the neighborhood, oh you wanna boast?
 We come from different cities and we're coast to coast ya see
 but right now we're based in Oakland (Odis: Oakland)
 Everywhere we go we leave the microphone smokin
 Yo bro I'm not jokin
 Leave MC's standin still with their mouths hangin open
 Walk offstage and leave the next act scratchin his head like a monkey
 Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky
 [both] Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (2X)
 [Shock G] Leave a sucker standin still confused
 cause he never heard nuttin this funky
 [SG HH] You ain't heard nuttin this funky
 [Humpty] Ahh yeah
 [Odis] Why don't you tell em Hump
 [Od HH] Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky
 [Humpty] Whassup y'all, Humpty Hump in the house
 [Od HH] Cause you ain't HEARD nuttin this funky
 [Odis] Yeah
 [Humpty] You know what?
 [Od HH] You ain't heard nuttin this funky
 [Humpty] Let me bust a rhyme, c'mon
 [Odis] Get in
 [Humpty Hump]
 You ain't heard nuttin this funky son, we're number one
 Humpty Hump in the house, gonna show you how it's done
 with professional rhymes, I gotta question for your mind
 Have you ever heard anything this funky son?
 (Yeah man, I was out on the street
 These guys came on by in this, tch, car man playin some beat...)
 You ain't heard nuttin this funky nigga, how ya figure?
 My mouth's on the mic like a finger on a trigger nigga
 And when I squeeze I'ma getcha
 You never heard nuthin this funky now didja!
 And if you're large, we're bigger
 You bust a weak ass rhyme and then expect me to dig ya
 Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals
 Yo Schmoove kick the vocals
 *Schmoove sings, Fuze scratches*
 *DJ Fuze keeps scratchin*
 *8:28 into the song, Humpty comes back*
 [Humpty Hump]
 Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals
 Yo Schmoove kick the vocals
 *Schmoove sings some more, up to the end