Them that do and them that do
 Yo
 They got tigers  lions  and monkeys
 But I give my most attention to my donkey
 Pay no mind to the sign that said: don't feed it
 Even hold it when it's time to get funky
 Always tired after two rounds of action
 But you got to bust three like Paxon
 So you go off and you join the Jerkit Circus
 Work it like you knock a bag  that's satisfaction
 So let's talk about this
 And that
 I'm a freaky deak player but I'm scared that it might be wack (wack)
 It might hurt my sack (sack)
 And if it ain't cool then I'm not gonna kiss that cat (cat)
 Cuz I don't know where it's been at
 Sometimes it ain't cool even when you wear a hat
 But yo I hit it anyway (unngh)
 Cuz a diesel butt female wanted to play
 And three days later got an itch
 And now I really wanna kill that (HO!)
 Who did it
 I shouldn't have been with it
 I really shouldn't have hit it (did it)
 But I slipped and I admit it ('mit it)
 I did it (hit it)
 But it didn't have to be done
 Next time I'm gonna run run run to the
 Jerkit Circus
 Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
 Jerkit Circus
 Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the
 Jerkit Circus
 Fly girl kinkies work those pinkies at the
 Jerkit Circus baby
 Hey yo it's time to milk the cow
 Mary goes up and Mary goes down
 Mary goes Mary goes round and round
 She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat
 POP went the ball sack
 Mary goes up and Mary goes down
 Mary goes Mary goes round and round
 But this time the horse wasn't wearing no hat
 DEAD went the ball sack
 How did you get strong when she looked at you
 (And that's how she hooked at you)
 Sitting in the back when you knew you wasn't strapped
 And that's how the microwave cooked you
 You ROCKED and SHOCKED it
 Knocked up the booty real good when you knew you should have
 STOPPED and BLOCKED it
 With a hat
 I stay strapped cuz I'm smarter than that
 So let's work
 Let's work this
 And let's go to the circus
 Tonight he's gonna rock it with a whole new plan
 He's got a date with his left hand
 At the
 Jerkit Circus
 Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
 Jerkit Circus
 Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the
 Jerkit Circus
 Fly girl swingers let me use a finger at the
 Jerkit Circus
 No more sticking time that we choke that chicken
 Mary goes up and Mary goes down
 Mary goes Mary goes round and round
 She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat
 POP went the ball sack
 Called your girl
 Tried to get your rocks off
 Made you wait
 Your hard rock got soft (aakh!)
 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
 I don't know I wish I knew a better way
 Cuz back in the day
 You step to a lot a girls and they say back off a lot
 You get mad wanting tail, jack off a lot
 But hey it's not such a bad idea considering
 Don't have to waste a lot a time trying to get her in
 The mood
 AND YOU NEED NO PROTECTION
 Word to the dick what else it's got is no affection
 The sex was great and you didn't have to ball her
 And hear her nagging asking you if you was gonna call her
 So now I'm going out like a strangler
 Get a grip and choke your fadangler
 To the girls that use sex to try to work us:
 Took my destiny into my own hand
 And joined the
 Jerkit Circus
 Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
 Jerkit Circus
 Yeah gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the
 Jerkit Circus
 Fly girl swingers learn to use a finger at the
 Jerkit Circus
 No more sticking time that we choke that chicken