Wiggle toe to toe with any bro that wants to go
 But those who go need to know that we're an elite fleet
 Of very unique MC's and as a treat Jeremy programmed a beat
 That I could flow on. I'ma go on; the D Train's about to roll on
 The day I pulled out my fat marker and I wrote on
 The windows of the train  bout to do the walls
 Had to pause, cause: two police
 I finished just get on, I barely fit on: the train was packed
 We're standing back-to-back cause there was nothing left to sit on
 I'm looking around to see who's down - realize I'm all alone
 Mostly people coming home from work, a couple of sisters and a fag
 Yes, this would have been a drag
 but I'm chilling with my tall can in my brown bag
 And I'm sipping, your boy Shock was cold dipping
 Sipping real slow and dipping real low so 5-O don't be tripping
 Check it though, a minute or two later
 I finished my brew with nothing to do, broke out cold made a
 Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble
 Rub the stubble under my chin and squeezed in between
 A pair of big, bubble butt freaks:
 Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters
 One had too much make-up on but yo, I didn't diss her
 Cause she was kind of cool though
 Both of them was cool enough to do you know
 We picked more people up at Broadway Station
 Being down I had to clown and make use of a situation
 So I'm rubbing the girls booty behind me
 Right near the bottom where the booty and thigh meet
 My middle finger's riding down the line of the seam of her jeans
 But she don't seem to mind me
 But then she shocked me, almost clocked me
 Tried to slap me, caught her hand and said
 "You better be glad my name is Shock-G,
 Cause if my name was Dre, from NWA
 I'd cold slap your ass and tell you have a nice day."
 She said, "Shock-G! Wait a minute, I know that name
 I seen you on Arsenio, what you doing on the train?"
 I said "I'm trying to stay normal." She said "Really? That's a winner,
 I'm studying law, don't live too far, would love to cook you dinner."
 I said "Cool. Bring your friend, I like the both of youse two."
 I knocked the boots, the sneakers and the house-shoes
 It's like that baby, ya don't stop
 Cause my name is Shock you know that I like to rock
 One time
 Yeah, you got the sound of the Underground
 doing it to you in your ear orifice
 (Yeah, don't you know the Underground's doin it to ya flowin on the
 D-Line)
 Yo, 2Pac is in the house. Got a big grin on his face
 Jay-Z, cut that shit up stupid