Well I think that it must be something like my destiny

And with these eyes its so easy to see

That girl from E.T.

She's the only one for me

Listen to me sing your name

D-R-E-W, I want to fuck you

Hope you don't think my song is lame

I want to fuck you, D-R-E-W

Please be my one and only true Drew

That guy from that band Hole

What's he got that I ain't got?

A million bucks and 

Courtney Love and whole lotta pot

But without you Drew

He ain't got a whole lot

Won't you run away with me?

We could have a punk rock family

Have ten kids, give'em tattoos

Tell me Drew what have you got to lose?

I promise you that I'm not a loser

Someday I may play at Lollapalooza

Then I could buy you fancy things like a red Rolls Royce or a diamond ring

How can you resist my noise?

I'm the singer for Diesel Boy