And he said "She looks beautiful like Mariliyn Monroe."

Now he can't get her off his mind

We could not believe it

When he told us the news

He said "I met this chick and she's real groovy."

Now he's pretty hung up

He sends her flowers at work

He calls her every night

He even missed a Patch show

We never really thought that this could ever happen

But it seems that this is true

He found a girlfriend he is really happy

"Oh baby, baby, I love you!"



Now he doesn't masturbate like he used to

He's down to two or three times



Every other day

He's late for practice again

He must be at her place

She must be really nice

Or really fucking crazy