Got a friend who's small in size

A fucked up afro is his only disguise

Him and Jason, they play the guitar

If they could find a drummer they would go far 

Everybody won't you sing along

Cuz this is Andy's song

He's short and stoned and he's never on time

He ain't been layed since 1989

He's got a lisp and lots of hair

His teeth fell out and he don't even care

He works at Gravenstone's, he'll sell you a bong

He is pretty cool so don't get us wrong



His brother's in a band know's Ian MacKaye

They signed to Dischord go see'em someday

Everybody won't you sign along

Cuz this is Andy's song

Dropped out of college, went to work for himself

An idea and a sticker press, came a buttload of wealth

The stickers sold with a whole lotta luck

I'm sure you've seen'em they say "Mean People Suck"

We've got a friend, who's small in size



A fucked up afro is his only disguise

He sold the phrases of a generation

So we wrote this song in admiration