You got money?
Well, then you're livin' the good life
You got a big fat daddy at home
Writin' checks tonight
You got nothing?
Well, then you're livin' a bad life
You got a big, fine car
And you eye me while you pass me by
A rich daddy? No! I never had one!
A rich daddy? No! No! I never had one

You got money?
Well, then you're livin' the good life
It seems like everything you touch
Wants to turn to gold
You got nothing?
Well, then you're livin' the sad life
And I guess I won't have nothing
When I'm sick and old
A rich daddy? No! I never had one!
A rich daddy? No! No! I never had one