I'm on a boat
I'm not at home
I'm not at home

Don't have a boat
Don't have a home
I'm on a boat

The stories that you told me
sure they made me laugh
Now the ruckus in my headband
works on your behalf
I don't want you to go
The way is not the way
I don't want you to follow
the way I am today

The secrets you had for me
I found them in the yard
Need I say I just knew you'd play
it dirty from the start
I don't want you to go
The way is not the way
I don't want you to follow
the way I am today

This house has got an ashtray problem
This house lives by the minute
This house contains two people
who just never want me in it

I don't want you to go
The way is not the way
I don't want you to follow
the way I am today