I always thought you were the one.

But I was wrong.



I'm sorry we couldn't last,

I'm sorry to say goodbye,

But without you, I'm out of my mind.



I'm sorry I must go now,

We could never be,

I had my reasons for the end and these are they:



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Your tits are too small,

So I cut my wrist,

Your cunt is baggy,

So I cut my dick!



It hurts to tell the story,

It hurts to share the tale,

Of how we waited so long, so we would never fail.

We waited for a year and half,

Till the moment would be right,

I shed a tear I cut myself on that night.



I wanted to feel your love,

But something was amiss,

I felt for your vagina and found a fucking abyss.

I feel so depressed, I bleed, 

Time to walk towards the light,

Cos what good is a pussy, if it ain't one bit tight?



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