Do you mind telling me what is on your head



Who is that

said George

Where are you?



Right behind you

said the voice

Look here



George looked and saw two eyes



Who are you

he asked the eyes

Are you a ghost



Huh, yes

The eyes replied

But I will have you call me Fred

I still want to know what is on your head



Oh, that

Said George

I'd forgotten about that

It is my hat I used when I was playing astronaut



Please take it off

Said Fred

It makes your voice sound off



So George took off the hat

Is that better

He asked



Much, much, much better

Fred replied

You have a nice voice

If you give it a chance

Maybe you'll get your choice



Thank you

Said George

Nobody ever told me that before



What brings you hear

Asked Fred

This is no place for a boy alone



Oh, but yes it is

Said George

What about you

Why are you here



It's a long story

Fred replied

Why don't you take off your pants and I'll tell you

But be brief with your briefs



I'm here to guard some treasure



Treasure

Where is that



Where you least expect it



The end