Dr. Bombay  Dr. Bombay
 Yo  we got a patient in the front
 that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluttius maximus
 And she wanna know can you solve it...
 Verse One:
 Mistadobalina is a jack ass  much like a donkey
 And I'ma pin the tail on the funky
 Has anybody seen Del? Head swelled
 Cause I get paid well  kickin much tail
 Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros
 You don't like it? Well you gots to kiss
 Where the sun don't shine, something like my behind
 I lose a fan but I'ma be fine
 Dr. Feelgood, didn't think I still could
 Make it funky real good
 Take it then I looped it
 Make you say -- GLORYHALLASTUPID!!
 The Motorbooty make you shake your rump
 to the brand new D-Funk
 Take a chunk cause I'm much like a hunk
 to the dark skinned girls with funk in they trunk
 Coming from around the way
 It's Del better known as Dr. Bombay
 Chorus:
 Dr. Bombay
 He don't stop and he don't play
 Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
 (sing it, sing it, sing it)
 Dr. Bombay
 Could you find time and could you stay
 Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
 (It's, so, funky!!)
 Verse Two:
 Large as a black woman's gluttius maximus
 And the question everybody's asking us
 "Where'd you get your funk from"
 A brother named George and some 151's
 So Let's Take It To the Stage you suckers
 I jam, and Mistadobalina eats smut
 Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphic
 Now you know everything is terrific
 Funk in the 1990's that's ironic
 So grab you a sack of that chronic
 Down with Da Lench Mob straight from the ghetto
 But I'm under the sun in the meadow
 Me and Miss Amazon sittin on my lap
 Butt so big when she walk it clap
 Doin the hoochie coochie in the forest
 Y'all know who I am so girls sing the chorus
 Chorus:
 Dr. Bombay
 He don't stop and he don't play
 Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
 (Has anybody seen that...)
 Dr. Bombay
 Could you find time and could you stay
 Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
 (sing it, sing it, sing it)
 Dr. Bombay
 He don't stop and he don't play
 Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
 (Dr. Bombay)
 Verse Three:
 Watch your watch, cause if your spouse calls
 Del's gonna damn sure make a house call (hello?)
 You peeped out my drawers on your fence
 I'm a dog, so you might see paw prints (woof)
 (Whattup Doc?) Wait, it ain't cool to jock
 Cause you're real far from a ballerina
 So ohhh ohhh, Mistadobalina
 Freeze, and get up off your knees
 Everything that Dr. Bombay say
 Is guaranteed to make your day
 So OOPS upside your head
 I like Club Med hangin out with the dreads
 And girl if you ain't got a germ
 I won't hesitate to pull out my Funky Worm
 But if you ain't down with Del funk
 Cancel your appointment and please get the hell on (see-ya!!)
 Cause I won't have fraudulent foes
 under my nose, if you won't eighty-six the clothes
 Get out the way, so I can save the day
 Cause I'm Dr. Bombay
 Chorus:
 Dr. Bombay
 He don't stop and he don't play
 Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
 (Peace to the Boogiemen)
 Dr. Bombay
 Could you find time and could you stay
 Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
 (I hate having to wait)
 Dr. Bombay
 He don't stop and he don't play
 Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
 (D-E-L and Hieroglyphics, hahahahaha)
 Dr. Bombay
 Could you find time and could you stay
 Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
 Dr. Bombay
 He don't stop and he don't play
 Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
 Dr. Bombay
 Could you find time and could you stay
 Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
 (Ice Cube and DJ Pooh)
 Dr. Bombay
 He don't stop and he don't play
 Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
 Dr. Bombay
 Dr. Bombay