i kiss her on the cheek,

she freaks, and cringes at my poor physique,she rolls her eyes right back at me, wonders why she ever married me, we used to do it all the time but now it takes 10 bottles of wine, between the sheets she wont budge, it's not like im asking for a donkey but,



flowers teddy bears and perfume, i even wore that stupid costume, nothin will work, nothin is right, wish i knew how to bang my wife.



takes hours just to turn her on, even shower with the clean shirt on, tried to slip on the condom on me, but she'd rather watch Grey's anatomy, ive tried to figure whats going wrong, if it's me or my dingdong, her foreplay seems never ending, when all i want is my happy ending,



handcuffs, massage oils, and a whip, even a dude in chains named skip,

nothin will work, nothin is right,

wish i knew i knew how to bang my wife



what a dimmer at the sizzler, took her shopping and i even held her purse, filed and i held her hand, respecting her as a woman, so finally after all that crap, im ready to tackle her in the sack, im moving close only to hear her snore, snuk into her pants and she flung me into the door.



roses,and apple pies and fresh jiz, not even wearing a mask of brad pitt, nothin will work, nothin is right, wish i knew how to bang my wife, wires, nipple clampsand bird beads ive even gone and asked jeeves, nothin will work, nothin is right, wish i knew how to bang my wife.



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