I got a spiderman t-shirt

I got Converse that are rotting off my feet

I got a bad mustache

a reoccurring rash

and not a lot of cash

I spend it on my stash

Man it's good to be a geek



Well it's good to be a geek

It's good to be a creep

It's good to draw my pictures

that no one will ever see.

It's good to be a geek

It's good to be unknown

It's good I'm never waiting

right beside the telephone

Cuz no one ever...



I play dungeons and dragons

I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief

got seven hit die on my backstab

sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.

It's good to be a geek

It's good to play the freak

It's good to comb my mullet once every other week

As far as I can see

It's good to play the Wii

Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3

Cuz no one ever...



Chorus:

Someday I'll learn to play guitar

Start up a band and be a star

And when you wind up pumping gas

Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...



I'm addicted to Star Trek

I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak

I find I'm more inclined

to spend the bulk of my time

on the starship enterprise

than talking to girls I meet



Well I never get the girl

but I like to be alone

cuz i can always m@sterb@te when there's no one home

it's good to have a plan

it's good to be the man

it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan

cuz no one ever...



Chorus:

Someday I'll learn to play guitar

Start up a band and be a star

And when you wind up pumping gas

Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...



Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie

tenth grade is when I got the indian burn

four years of continuous wedgies

wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn

someday I'll buy a fancy condo

someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house

someday you'll kiss my a$$



It's good to make some noise

it's good to scream outloud

it's good to feel immortal

like your last name is McCloud

it's good to be a geek

its good to be unseen

its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen

it's good to be a geek

it's good to be the man

it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan

It's good to be a geek

It's good to be unknown

It's good I'm never waiting

right beside the telephone

Cuz no one ever...



I got a bad mustache

a reoccurring rash

and not a lot of cash

I spend it on my stash

Man it's good to be a geek

You know I don't intend

To look like Boba Fett

I got my Holland set

Although it makes me sweat

Man it's good to be a geek!