Wake up! Get down here quick!

The president's had too much to drink

His days of power are about gone

He's been talking to paintings in the hall 



He says, "I'm finished, so what the hell?

My life is ruined, what matters now?

I've always itched for that last great thrill:

If I die all of you should too." 



Gone with my wind

Out with a bang

I'm gonna end it all right now

Gone with my wind

Out with a bang

You're coming with me, oh wow 



My bombs will rain down on D.C.

We'll nuke our enemies while they're asleep

We'll be safe in the ground below

And laugh and drink till the cows come home 



So c'mon John, whadya say?

It's been dancing in my head for years

What'll happen if I push this button:

Let's start World War III for fun 



Gone with my wind

Out with a bang

I'm gonna end it all right now

Gone with my wind

Out with a bang

You're coming with me, oh wow 



Mr. President, just sit down

We should talk a little while, I'll pour another round

What about your memoirs' TV rights?

Sit tight-and watch the fire: 



Let go of me. Do you think I'm mad?  To tell the truth, sir, I'd rather not say 

Just keep your paws inside your pockets

And planet earth will be OK. 



But you reached for the button anyhow

I had no choice but to knock you out

That's just last night's bump on your head

On to the next crisis, it's another day 



Gone with my wind

Out with a bang

I'm gonna end it all right now

Gone with my wind

Out with a bang

You're coming with me, oh wow