Macho-mobile
         The road's my slave
         That's how I feel

         I cruise alone
         I cruise real far
         I don't love you
         I love my car

         'Cross Nevada
         At 110
         Highway 50
         And there's nobody there
         Sign says, "Next sign 30 miles"

         I work all week, each penny saved
         Buys more escape from my home
         I'd rather cruise around all day
         Than save up for a move

         Plow through rest area san-o-lets
         Splat! goes the lonely salesman
         Wanking in the men's room

         Buzzbomb buzzbomb
         Tape up loud
         Blue piss clinging to my windshield
         Faster faster in my car

         Buzzbomb is my pride and joy
         King of the trailer court
         Waiting for the perfect chick
         Who'll love me for my car

         I tell her why I'm cool
         She coos back just what I like
         When I pretend she's near

         Zip through Ely
         Where Pat Nixon was born
         The cops 'round here sure looking bored
         Flashing sirens - State Patrol

         They're scratching up my gorgeous paint job
         Shooting at my tires
         Ain't no way to go to heaven
         Buzzbomb cornered at the 7-11