Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul readalong storybook!
 When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page.
 And now we begin our exciting adventure of... De La Soul is Dead.
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 PLAYGROUND HONEYS:
   Oh my God  Vanilla Ice...
   He's so fly!
   The boy is so good.
   Did you see his body?
   He could dance too.
   He could.
   He's better than any rapper I ever seen!
   And plus his dancers!
 - He's so jammin'!
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 JEFF: Yo, what's up?
 HONEYS: Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?
 JEFF: Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the
 garbage.
 HONEYS: For real? Let's hear it!
 JEFF: No!
 HONEYS: Aww, be like that!
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 MISTA LAWNGE: What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?
 HONEYS: Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker!
 JEFF: Leave me alone!
 LAWNGE: What do we have here?
 JEFF: Nothing!
 LAWNGE: Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk!
 HONEYS: Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh!
 LAWNGE: I want the tape!
 JEFF: It's mine!
 HONEYS: Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam
 him, Jeff!
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 LAWNGE: Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot,
 buttcrust, get over here!
 D.J. AUB: What's up baby?
 MASE: Coolin'!
 LAWNGE: I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's the
 box? The box!
 MASE: So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!
 AUB: I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus!
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 ...28. For those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve
 a specially selected Grand Prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for Three
 Feet
 High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk