Yo man let me make some Cpt. Krunch
 man alright
 Yo man we have any milk?
 Yeah  what time is it?
 I don't know  what day is it?
 Don't know  well I'll tell you.
 Well it was a Wednesday
 me and Boss Hog was kinda hungry
 like two eggs  and a slop beef slice of lettuce
 and a glass of milk and some cookies.
 Spotted in the mist was a BK logo
 what we said   well what do you know
 this chick thought I was trying to play fly
 cause I had a pair of blue jeans on.
 Young girl, won't you take my order?
 she said, "Yeah, but right now I'm kinda busy...
 can't you see I'm trying to put this band aid on my finger?"
 Lingering, I could tell
 she's a B-K mademoiselle
 Ripped uniform and bottom bell
 and some Jelly stuff on her sleeve
 Look to this cause I had no name tag on my collar
 could be pissed cause she's clocking 2.45 an hour
 And then Boss Hog hollar
 "Girl you better make this quick!"
 She said, "I ain't your girl and I ain't your chick!"
 I had an idea and lickity split
 took my hat off and that was it
 Dread locks fallen all over me and then I said
 "Yeah now we'll see!"
 And o' with quick velocity honey was mesmerized
 "Ain't you that guy?"
 "Aint you that GIRL!"
 "De La Soul, right?"
 "No Tracy Chapman!"
 "Why don't you come over to the counter; and write me out an
 autograph?"
 Ha ha ha, I had to laugh
 She was quick with the Bic just to get that autograph
 But me and Hogg just laughed, and laughed
 "What's the name of that song you sing?"
 "Living in a fast car," I said
 Forget about the order I made
 I'll go get a slice of pizza instead.
 Chorus: repeat 2X
 Bitties in the BK lounge, All they do is beg and they scrounge
 Bitties in the BK lounge (2x)
 Part Two:
 F - female
 P2 - Posdonus
 F - Excuse me, would you take my order I have to go
 Shashawna's got a real job, dag don't you know!
 P2 - Oh yeah, Now I recognize
 The real real bitty with the fake fake eyes
 Yo, can I interest you in some burgers and fries?
 F - Yes you can, but you can keep your lies
 cause you know you can't diss me
 but your pissing me off
 I know where you live and I know that your soft
 You're as booty as they come [booty?]
 and you dress like a geek
 my shoes cost more than you make in two weeks
 P2 - Look, you don't have to play fly in here
 I can tell your fly by the weave that you wear!
 But you must be aware that a fly can be swatted by a BK tray
 By the way yo, here's yours
 F - I know your just sweating me to kill the noise
 of your polyester pants and thier o' so high waters
 Look at what you do all day but take orders
 You bow tie wearing, clocking and staring
 I know your just upset because you cant get the rat/wrap
 I think you Chubby for my man is living slack
 P2 - Yeah, I know your man, the biggest punk in school
 selling devil rock to the fiends and the fools!
 With one hand that punk I could snap- the kid is so skinny...
 F - But we be livin fat
 P2 - Speaking of fat, would you like a diet soda?
 Cause less fat on you would spare us all the odor
 Better yet pour it down the pants and let the acid kill
 the smell that should have been left to Masingel!
 Let me make you a deal, take the soda free and jet
 I got to much family to heed your threats
 F - Are you a family man? [Word booty!]
 Well I shouldn't be surprized
 your sister's flipping burgers and your momma's frying fries
 P2 - Don't even try that shit!
 F - Oh damn look! [What?]
 F - Here comes one more
 It's your father he just finished mooping the floor
 Now give them a hand, its the BK clan
 So you can't talk garbage about who I am
 P2 - well, arn't we living foul
 Speaking of foul how bout some chicken for the cow?
 Ops I meant you sorry for the mix up
 but your stomachs always big from the sexual slip ups!
 F - I could buy you and sell you for pennies, young man!
 {You'd better!}
 I think theres something you should understand
 I try to be nice and help the poor make money
 And since I know you need it, I'll go elsewhere dummy!
 Now B-K workers is too damn rude
 I think I'll go get me some Chinese food