Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own

He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home

He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him

They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean

Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline

They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses



[Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster

They dance around on the dance floor

From each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail

The hamsters last abut five minutes

And their death throes bring the dancers

They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses

Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death

So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's asshole of the sperm

They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses