in the 70's i used to hang around in bars

i'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars

i'd let them take me back to their place

where i'd suck and fuck and fuck and suck and sit on their face



now i stay at home

i have sex over the phone

and i have what it takes to masturbate



then i got knocked up in the 80's

so i went to a clinic for ladies

the doctor stuck a suction hose up my cunt

the he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till he i killed that little runt



now i stay at home

i have sex over the phone

i know what it takes to masturbate



now i'm living in the 90's

AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays

but i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach

and i never went to one of those roman fucking bathes



oh eeh ooo awe

dream date of the 90's