There`s a brand new dance but I don`t know its name
That people from bad homes do again and again
It`s big and it`s bland full of tension and fear
They do it over there but we don`t do it here

Fashion!  Turn to the left
Fashion!  Turn to the right
Oooh, fashion!
We are the goon squad and we`re coming to town
Beep-beep
Beep-beep

Listen to me - don`t listen to me
Talk to me - don`t talk to me
Dance with me - don`t dance with me, no
Beep-beep

There`s a brand new talk, but it`s not very clear
Oh bop
That people from good homes are talking this year
Oh bop, fashion
It`s loud and tasteless and I`ve heard it before
Oh bop
You shout it while you`re dancing on the ole dance floor
Oh bop, fashion

Fashion! Turn to the left
Fashion! Right
Fashion!
We are the goon squad and we`re coming to town
Beep-beep
Beep-beep

Listen to me - don`t listen to me
Talk to me - don`t talk to me
Dance with me - don`t dance with me, no
Beep-beep
Beep-beep

REPEAT
  Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do
  Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
  Oh, bop, do do do do do do do do
  Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
  La-la la la la la la-la