?DEAR PENIS? ? DAVID ALLEN COLE
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Submitted By: BUCKO (blokenz@hotmail.com)


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1) Dear Penis ? I don?t think I like you anymore,
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You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at

the floor,
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Ohh Dear Penis ? I don?t I like you anymore.
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It used to be you and me, a paper towel and dirty

magazine,
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That?s all we needed to get by.
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How it?s seems things have changed and I think that

you?re the one to blame,
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Dear Penis ? I don?t like you anymore.


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2)Dear Rodney ? I don?t think I like you anymore,
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?Cause when you get to drinkin?, you put me places I?ve

never been before,
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Ohh Dear Rodney ? I don?t like you anymore.
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Why can?t we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship,
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Come to terms with how we really feel?
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If we put our heads together, we?d just stay home forever.
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Dear Penis ? I think I like you after all.
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Ohh And Rodney ? While you?re shavin?, shave my balls.