Come loverscome lonersremember yourselves

As lusty tempestuous fools

When your dream was to conquer an ocean

From your small secretarial pools



When you stood at the gulf of unknowing

When you saw the great tundra of time

And you cried for the winds to come blowing



And you called a monsoon from the tides of the moon

'cause the roads were all dusty and dry



Come lame dancing lonely tonight

When what should appear in the distance

Blown hither and yon it's calamity john

And he's coming to sweep you away---aye I aye ayy



He'll tear through the homefronthe'll lift you up laughing

He'll blow every signpost away

As the weather report says high drama

With a five percent chance that he'll stay

Now the floor starts to rock and the roof floats

And your friends say he's bad for your health

And they've warmed you about him on talk shows



So you told him to packhit the roaddon't come back

And he says hey "don't flatter yourself" ....and you say.....



I am closing my door to the storm

I am saving myself from it's freedom

I have put the chain onoh calamity john

I don't want you to dance me away---aye I aye ayy



So it's seven months later you've bolted your hair back

You're almost immune to the moon

And at parties you stay in the kitchen

Common sense with a big wooden spoon

All at once you can feel the storm coming

As you burst out into the old refrain

To the sound of america drumming



Call it paincall it artcall it open your heart

Let it go let it flylet it rain(oh yeah)



He smiles and the clouds turn to black

With the wind through the flowers come blowing

The warning bell's on"what's your nameoh it's john"

That's such an unusual name---aye I aye ayy