(ver 1)
       C
I'm so childish
             Am
A little bit wildish
         G
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly
      E
I'm so deep
            C
Well I'm so garish
           Am
A little unfairish
          G
The way I pick you up
                  E
And drop you in a heap
         C
I'm so unfaithful
              Am
In fact I'm a plate full
        G
I won't kiss her
                          Em
But I'll stare her up all night


(chorus)
      F
I'm a stormy little singer
      C
An unstable little swinger
          G
If you're coming
                    C
Come prepared for a fight


(ver 2 same as last verse...)
Well I'm so childish
A little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly
I'm so deep
Well I'm so uncaring
Do far too much swearing
And if you read through my behaviour
You'll find I'm a creep
I'll play a stormer
Yet in the corner
I'll be grumpy on my own
Like I don't care


(chorus same as last chorus...)
I'm a stormy little singer
An unstable little swinger
With a big rip
In the arsehole of my flares


(ver 3 same as last verse...)
Well I'm so childish
A little bit wildish
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly
I'm so mad
I'm so truthful
A little bit bruteful
But in suit I know not
Why I am so sad
I try my bestest
Well as far the rest is
Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong
And gets misunderstood


(chorus same as last chorus...)
I'm a dandy little dreamer
A doctored misdemeanour
A didactic destiny schemer
Bare with me if you would