Caught a dart in the head

At the age of three

I saw the light

And it set my mind free

Charge it!  Credit!

I need it! Charge it!

I charge my cigarettes

I charge my beer

I charge my rent

I charge my beer

The payment on the doctor

Can always be delayed

I know that I'll be dead

Before that sucker's paid

Charge it!  Credit!

I need it! Charge it!

The number on my plastic card

Is my virility

I don't have a bulge in front

But my wallet stands erect

I've paid for women

Uglier than you

Hey, is that a credit card

Or are you just glad to see me?

Charge it!  Credit!

I need it! Charge it!

I charge my cigarettes

I charge my beer

I charge my rent

I charged my dog but it died