I've ruined my life
I've lost my drive
I've drowned my wife
But she survived

There is a curse upon me
But I need a nurse upon me
Someone myself I cannot be
No joke

I did my best to do 
All first things last
I let the Gods attack me
Never looked for no remedy
But I've never killed no Kennedy
'Cause that's irrelevant

Life's not a joke I can recommend
Life's about learning to take a bend 
Life ain't no medal, no monument
Yeah life is completely irrelevant

I know I never will understand
Why am I guilty when innocent
There ain't no angel to pay the rent
I know it's completely irrelevant

My house is in fire
My phones all wired
My horse is tired
My whores all fired
When all Sint Peters call me
When all of their guns point at me
I always kiss my enemies
'Cause they're  irrelevant

Don't try to fake it
You know you can't
You can't escape
'Cause it's all meant
You 'll never beat all the elements
You know it's completely irrelevant

You'll never jump over that old fence
We will all hang without evidence
Useless to try you see any sense
'Cause life is completely irrelevant

Life's not a joke I can recommend
Life's about learning to take a bend 
Life ain't no medal, no monument
Yeah life is completely irrelevant

I know I never will understand
Why am I guilty when innocent
There ain't no angel to pay the rent
I know it's completely irrelevant