Whenever life gets you down,

keeps you wearing a frown,

and the gravy train has left you behind...

and when you're all out of hope,

down at the end of your rope,

and nobody's there to throw you a line...

If you ever get so low

that you don't know which way to go

come on and take a walk in my shoes...

Never worry 'bout a thing

got the world on a string

Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues.



I take a look at my enormous penis

and my troubles start melting away.

I take a look at my enormous penis

and the happy times are coming to stay.



I gotta sing and I dance

when I glance in my pants

and the feeling's like a sunshiney day...

I take a look at my enormous penis

and everything is going my way.



I take a look at my enormous penis

and my troubles start melting away.

I take a look at my enormous penis

and the happy times are coming to stay.



Yeah I got great big amounts

in the place where it counts

and the feeling's like a sunshiney day...

I take a look at my enormous penis

and everything is going my way.



Everything is going my way...

Everything is going my way...

Everything is going my way...