There's a crisis on the northside of town
The authorities have been alerted
The neighbours are all running around
Some have never been so insulted

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Families at war
Don't wanna live round here no more

Upstairs they're hurling abuse at each other
The children are caught in the crossfire
Mummy and daddy please don't fight no more
Daddy lashes out mummy hits the floor
Welllllllllll

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Men in designer suits
They're asking for calm
Meanwhile the neighbours are
Taking up arms
Parents can't protect
Their children from harm
Welcome to life on the Farm

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Men in designer suits
They're asking for calm
Meanwhile the neighbours are
Taking up arms
Parents can't protect their children from harm
Welcome to life on the farm

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