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(Bizarre)

This is a Bizarre remix

This ain't Missy Elliot mothafucka (gheh-gheh-gheh)

This is stankin'ass Bizarre, from D12 (yeah) bitch!



Chorus:

Bitches, if you gon' fuck me, then fuck me

Pull my pants down and just suck me *imitating Missy Elliot's "I put my thang 

down, flip it and reverse it"*

(Mothafucka) I got a big dick, bitch suck me, 

pull my pants down and just fucking pluck me *D12 laughing in the background*



I don't need to know ya, before I bone ya

Put the pussy on ya, burn ya with ammonia

No numbers, I won't phone ya (bitch)

Niggas I can stank then call me ov-ah (what!)

Knock on the bed I bust on yo sofa

Before you call me ov-ah, shave your cho-cha

You're on your period, ain't cha? 

Go downtown, eat it like Oprah

See my big ass dick don't cha

You want me to stick in your ass don't cha

Have bitches sayin,"But Bizarre..."

Sex so good bitch bought be a car (Work It!)

Need a glass of wat-ah, (bitch) 

Bitch you better get it from you're daughter *silence*



Chorus:

Bitches, if you gon' fuck me, then fuck me

Pull my pants down and just suck me *imitating Missy Elliot's "I put my thang 

down, flip it and reverse it: repeat"*

I got a big dick, bitch suck me, 

pull my pants down and just fucking pluck me *imitating Missy Elliot's "I put 

my thang down, flip it and reverse it: repeat"*



*A cappella* If you a fly bitch, or a hood rat

Don't get your hair done, don't get your nails done

*beat back on* (Hahaha)Girl life it up, so we can toast-ta

Let's get drunk, so I can eat your shown-na

Don't I look like a Cool J post-ta (uh huh)

See that ex playin tricks on ya (uh huh)

Little ass dick you find nev-ah

You never find a fat ass nigga bet-ah

Bitch is hotter than Los Vegas weath-ah

And bitch you got on a mothafuckin' sweat-ah (hahaha)



Chorus:

Bitches, if you gon' fuck me, then fuck me

Pull my pants down and just suck me *imitating Missy Elliot's "I put my thang 

down, flip it and reverse it: repeat"*

I got a big dick, bitch suck me, 

pull my pants down and just fucking pluck me *imitating Missy Elliot's "I put 

my thang down, flip it and reverse it: repeat"*