I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares to these
Blue and yellow purple hills
I've climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice, but who is countin
But nothing compares to these
Blue and yellow purple hills

Eminem:
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Roll upon you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and five I hit (whoops)
Ah,___
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick and lost a foster kid (aaacckk)
This room makes me hillucinate
Then I sweat til I start losing weight
Til I see dumb ___ start happenin
Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again
So bounce, bounce, come on, bounce
I said come on, bounce
Everybody in the house doing mass amounts
To the women in the thongs with they asses out
We don't _____ , better ask around
D-12 throws the bomb and its dashin town
Bizarre, your mom is crashing out
Help me get her on the couch when she passes out

Kon Artis and Kuniva:
____ that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs wrestling with Elton John
Hey Von, you see me stepping on his leprachan
It's gotta be Tums, the X-Lax is gone
Yeah, I took them all gone with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
Nah, it's probably numb
Dumb, dumb, and full of ___
And I think he bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass, it was a false alarm
You think I'm bout to die when I just got on
Well stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new ____
(Yeah)
I think I did too much
(Uh-huh)
I think I got the runs
(Uh-huh)
Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums
Watch out, here it comes

Chorus

Bridge:
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us, but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other
Out and date each other
And something, something, something
Something, something, something

Proof:
Hop hills, hills I hop
Hop two hills, on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was incredible, I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away like a rollerblade
Til my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and grey
I'm a go for broke
Now okey doke
Pack my nose with some soap
(coughs)
Am I supposed to choke
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Aww, poor baby
Born by ____ lady
Now I'm paying child support
(It's your baby)

Swifty:
Ha, I take four shots at one time
And I don't need a chase when I'm swallowing mine
(You got any room)
In Bizarre's hatch back
We can't go far cause the car has flats
Why the hell you people think I rap
Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts
And if you got cash, then hide it soon
(Swift, chill)
I'm just trying to get by like you
And I don't give a damn if you find me rude
Mean, crude, the hell with you, too
I only need three blunts and I'm cool
I just popped some and I'm going back soon

Chorus

Bizarre:
I'm at a rave, looking at a babe like she want it
Gin and tonic, demonic
Body smell like vomit
Looney, crazy, chubby, sexy, dopey-headed guy
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses, wanna try
Blue hills, broken seals
Got Bizarre acting ill
Drugs kill
(Yeah, right)
Chick, I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don't fight
Bizarre's here all night

Chorus

Bridge