[Hook]

[Eminem] "Half animal, half man"

[Nas] "Half man, half amazin"

[Canibus] "It seems so amazin", "I verbally burn a nigga"

[Redman] "Check the flows of the major deacon "



[Deacon the Villain]

Get close and lose your soul

Dr. ? so the G-version of how this story is really told

Conquerin' Deacon is a silly goal

You're just a common new editon for a Faces of Death videos

Splish splash in your own blood bath

Holdin' your chest bigger than Bobby Brown's drug stash

Bigger than Louie Anderson's belly flop splash

Ass streatch wider than Jim Carrey's mouth when he laughs

You might as well smoke a cigarrette while you huff gas

Facin' me is dummer than using fingernail clippers to cut grass 

(Your choice) Dozen inch dick or a cocked twelve

Cause playin' Cool J is the only time I'm rockin' L

Death follows me like gunshots and hot shells

The last time I stopped rappin' coffin makers stock fell

Like a seeled water hose I got rap locked well

but your album is an iron raft, that shit will not sail/sell

 

[Hook]

 

[Deacon the Villian]

? questions when testin' me

I got so many punchlines

You'd think I'm fightin' off referees

My specialities is any type of world weaponry

So stop stressin' or catch a hot lesson

You wouldn't be fly ? demonic possessions

I deliever lung shots that cause pneumonic depressions

Jump inside ? of bubonic infections

Liek poision commuion wine

People can't stomache my blessings

In a battle session

I can blow out daylight

Cause I'm like Shakesphere retired

I never playwrite/play right

Never say shit twice

Give ya one chance to hear it

My flow Godly touches your spirit so ya better fear it

I collect souls and put 'em on clearance

Death's about to make an appearance due to your interfearance 

So don't surprise me and start my defense reflex

Cause I'm dope enough to suffocate your weak set with a Kleenex

 

[Hook]



[Deacon the Villain] 

I've been the truth since the cradle 

While most of y'all are so good at lyin'/lion

I thought Simba raised you

Realize what I do to guys with lines

The only Mac you got came Super Sized with fries

Brand me, half animal, half cannibal

Make like Bruce Banner and throw a fuckin' van at you

The rap Hannibal, it takes +Silence+ to stop violence

Undermine my talents and leave you lyin' under violins

My skills are like Bill Gates stock wealth

While half of y'all are fake fur, I mean not felt

I move at speeds that'll make a stop watch melt

Like autofellatio, I'm only tryin' to top self

That's why half of these punks are scared to fight

They talk shit then bleed like dog parasites

But I terror write, out the frame and set fire to the canvas

My deaths is eternal, you'll never understand this