(strange voices and music is heard, the voices chattering loudly in the background. Someone clinks a glass and fork together to get the atention of what is assumed to be monsters. All is silent)

(spoken by a man)Alright, everbody sit down, quiet down, listen up. I brought you all here to recite the anual obituaries.Like every year, We'll start with A and we'll end with Z. Alright, Is the band Ready?

(deep, toad like voice) Ready

(man speaks)Alright, Hit it boiles

(toad guy) and a one, and a two (music resumes)



A Is For Amber 

Who Drowned In A Pool



B Is For Billy

Who Was Eaten By Ghouls



C Is For Curt

With Disease Of The Brain



D Is For Daniel

Derailed On A Train



E Is For Erik

Who Was Buried Alive



F Is For Frank

Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye



G Is For Greg

Who Died In The Womb



H Is For Heather

Who Was Sealed In A Tomb



One By One, We Bite The Dust

We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust

Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up

We All Fall Down



Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste

You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place

Eternity In A Wooden Case

We All Fall Down 



I Is For Issac

Who Lost His Front Brakes



J Is For Johnny

Who Was Bitten By Snakes



K Is For Kimmy

Who Was Shot In The Head



L Is For Larry

Who Bled And Bled



M Is For Marie

Who Burned To A Crisp



N Is For Nick

Who Was Pummled By Fists



O Is For Olive

Who Lived Life Too Fast



P Is For Pat

Who Swallowed Some Glass

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(man speaks) Alright lads, all together now



One By One, We Bite The Dust

We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust

Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up

We All Fall Down



Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste

You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place

Eternity In A Wooden Case

We All Fall Down 



Q Is For Quentin

Who Took The Wrong Trail



R Is For Reyna

Who Rotted In Jail



S Is For Steve

Who Was Shot With A Bow



T Is For Tori

Who Frooze In The Snow



U Is For Urich

Who Trampled By Hooves



V Is or Vanessa

Who Fell Off A Roof



W Is For Wilbert

Who Was Hit By A Car



X Is For Xavier

Who Sunk In The Tar



Y Is For Yessy

Who Fell From A Plane



Z Is For Zack

Who Simply Went



Insane



                          Thanks to spkrchn@hotmail.com for these lyrics



                          Thanks to Kadie17_eviltwin@yahoo.com for these lyrics