I was gonna clean my room until I got drunk. I was gonna get up and find the
Broom but then I got  room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea
Heyy, Cause I got drunk [repeat 3x]. I was gonna go to class before I got
Drunk. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but  then I got drunk.
I am taking it next semester and I know why yea heyy, Cause I got drunk
[repeat 3x]. I was gonna go to school but then I got drunk. I just got a
New class but then I got so  I am selling my beer and I know why because I
Got drunk {repeat 3x}. I was gonna go to court before I got drunk. I was
Gonna pay my house insurance but then I got drunk.
They took my house and car and I know why, cause I got drunk {Repeat 3x}. I
Wasn?t gonna run from the cops but  I was so very drunk. I was gonna pull
Over and stop but I was so fuckin drunk. Now I am a drunk ass and I know
Why. Because I got drunk {Repeat 3x}.
I was gonna pay my hospital until I got drunk. I wasn?t gamble on the
Rooftop until I got drunk. Now the house is burning down and I know why
Because I got drunk {Repeat 3x}.
I was gonna make love to you but then I got drunk. I was gonna eat your
Breasts too but then I got drunk. Now i?m fucking a girl and I know why yea
Heyy, because I got drunk {repeat 3x}. I messed up my entire life because I
Got drunk. I lost my car and house because I got drunk. Now i?m sleeping in
A cardboard box and I know why, because I got drunk {repeat 3x}.

I am going to stop singing this song because i?m drunk. I?m singing this
Whole thing wrong because I got drunk. And if I don?t sell one copy I know
Why because I got drunk {repeat 3x}. La la la da da la shoop shooby doo wopp
O bring it back bring it back cause i?m drunk {repeat 3x].
Well my name is Jon Howard and i?m from Arcadia, Wisconsin. I don?t believe
In Russians. That?s what I say. So all of your beer please give me more
Beer.