I threw out a stupid common paperweight

And it went out into the country

To a place where other solid objects lie around

Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there

And when I die, it will still be somewhere



Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that



A man once took a very famous photograph

Went in books and even lectures

Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness

Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub

He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub



Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that



Scientists have recently just found out

About a fish they didn't know of

That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas

It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while

Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles



Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that