I sleep in a pyramid 

And I visit a shrink 

A bum in a cave 

Said he thought I could think 

I eat what I am 

And I'm not overdressed 

I can't understand 

Why I'm sometimes depressed 

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Lighten up McGraw 

You're efforts of lead 

All those words in your head 

Lighten up McGraw 

You're a helium brain 

Jog a mile in the rain 

Best of luck 

Come again 



My lady does yoga 

My lady does me 

And I do my lady 

Whenever I'm free 

I covered my bases 

I checked everything once 

I haven't giggled 

In thirty-five months 



Chorus