We chatted, oh so nicely ... as we sipped our French cafe' 

On an olde English table in the good olde USA 

The martians were landing on a statue in the bay 

But I didn't get a chance to watch the news today 

Chorus: 

Oh, yes we're being invaded 

I really don't know why 

But I can see it in the sky 

Oh, yes we're being invaded 

I really do not care 

It might be better over there 

I ask you, now, who knows? 



I tried to phone up mommy but the lines were all tied up 

So I wrote a short letter that I thought was quite enough 

They started coming toward me and I waved a short, "Hello" 

They said, "You're coming with us!" and I said, "Well, let's go!"