Big flirt, tight skirt,
Big squirt, baby,
It's the sex milk mambo.

Passin' out from pleasure,
At your leisure,
It's the sex milk mambo.

Straight from the bars,
Booze and bicker,
'Scuse the liquor,
I'm reelin' from the feelings.

Your sensuous toes,
My garden hose,
The oohs and ohs,
Sex milk mambo.

Careful with the bottle,
Easing off the throttle
Don't let your mottled mind
Leave good sense behind!

Crazy paces, locking braces,
Come together,
Barking at the weather
Like transparent geese.
Call the police!
Call the preacher!
It's hard to reach her
Ah, there's the vex,
It's pure Tex Mex
It's the sex milk mambo
And you belong to me!