[Verse 1]

aww shit Im always caught up in a scandal

im like Martin dumbing out on Tisha Campbell

my dick is on the crap table Im ready to gamble

gimme a blunt and all the pussy I can handle

ayo Im getting mad bitches like a trooper

and Ill be swinging like Im hanging out with Mr. Cooper

pushing a phat B, bitches wanna get with me

I get more pussy than a women's penitentiary

I drink lemons with bacardi

for bitches wanna party

make sure they gimme the punani

yo when I be with mamis we could be maxin'

2Pac and Janet Jackson so I guess I fuck with Toni Braxton

whatup with Mega did you see him (yea I seen him)

uh huh

fucking yo bitches how to be up

bitches know the drealy when my dick is in between them (yo whats the deal dunn)

I fucked them and Im leavin



[Chorus]

It aint a damn thing funny

sex, drugs, bitches & money

where my niggas at?

It aint a damn thing funny

sex, drugs, bitches & money



[Verse 2]

to ya'll bitches who aint making any sense

and talk that bullshit like aint nothing going on but the rent

and want a little more graditude

I pay the rent now get the fuck out my house, that's my attitude

you better find another sucker

I don't give a fuck

a bitch play herself and Ima buck her

yea Im a foul motherfucker

and bitch I ran more trains than a subway from Dunston

I cant afford to pop shit

my dick the size of one of Bob Marley's clips

being a supertravel's never easy

I even had a fight with Jorge (Weezy!!) because he caught me fucking Weezy 

ya'll niggas better watch your girlies

cause Ill be tag-teaming bitches like Levern and Shirley

ya'll motherfuckers know the rules

now white bitches on my dick like Im from Guns-n-Roses, dude



[Chorus]

It aint a damn thing funny

sex, drugs, bitches & money

where my bitches at?

It aint a damn thing funny

sex, drugs, bitches & money



[Verse 3]

Last verse 

a cartoon booty session

Im in a Lex spaceship

fucking Judy Jetson

Im cool with Fred but Wilma give good head

it's hard to sleep with fucking Dino sleeping in the bed

Betty Boop sex incredible

and Olive Oyle got a nag becasue her pussy smell terrible

fucking a sea hag is something I can never do

no matter what she working with or she be bringing cheddar to

Snow White's a ho she burned my nigga Sleepy dwarf

and now the other six of them cats is beating all

and plus Yogi Bear hit her

Fuck that bitch!

Im live and uncensored

word up

what, what