We need 30 million sandwiches and 60 million cokes

We're gonna have a party with those crazy Third World folks

We're gonna have an egg toss and play some hide and seek

And have a scavenger hunt for a wholesome hunk of meat



At the Third World Picnic Party

At the Third World Picnic Party

Everybody party hardy

At the Third World Picnic Party



We'll invite Nelson and Winnie Mandela

As long as they bring their beach umbrella



The pie eating contest was such a disgrace

The military warlords were all stuffin' their face

So we ate lots of hamburgers and drank lemonade

And mounted a three-legged missile raid



At the Third World Picnic Party

At the Third World Picnic Party

Everybody party hardy

Its a Third World Picnic Party



There's no lineup for the salad bar

'Cause it's being guarded by an armoured car



Angola

Uganda

Zambia

Namibia

Nigeria

Rwanda

Rhodesia - sorry, Zimbabwe

Somalia

Ethiopia

Guatemala

Scotland



It's the Third World Picnic Party



Chile



Chile? Mmmmm!