You're my little curry puff

                    I'm your vindaloo man

                    I want to take you where samosas run wild

                    And lay you in a bed of nan. 



                    I'm lying here in my pajamas

                    Dreaming of the bandicoot

                    Trying to reach nirvana

                    It's easy when I'm eating this food. 



                    It was an East Indian love affair

                    East Indian love affair

                    East Indian love affair

                    With you. 



                    So give me tandoori chicken

                    Send a coolie with a message for me

                    I'll be waiting for your answer of love, my dear

                    Underneath this tall tea tree. 



                    I want to put a diamond in your nose

                    Give you silver slippers that turn up at the toes

                    I will be your little madras boy

                    If you will be my little sepoy. 



                    It was an East Indian love affair

                    East Indian love affair

                    East Indian love affair

                    With you.