full growed porcupine dead on the road

it'll take a big ox, son, to carry that load

i got checked out by a blonde, young heifer

she says she might wanna but i ain't gonna let er


hair in my eyes like a highland steer

spring in my step like a white tailed deer

hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog

puff up my chest like a big bull frog


socks on my feet like a true paint hoss

belt round my belly like a galloway cross

built a barn outta straw for to not pay rent

the thing blew over like a cheap green tent


hair in my eyes like a highland steer

spring in my step like a white tailed deer

hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog

puff up my chest like a big bull frog

yodel-ay


smoke in the barbed wire, posts on fire

anybody seen my lucky fencing pliers?

they didn't cost nothin cuz they come with the truck

and old uncle hugh's still bringin me luck


hair in my eyes like a highland steer

spring in my step like a white tailed deer

hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog

puff up my chest like a big bull frog